not sure if its okay to sit down cause it hurts. im already treating it, but is it normal for an external hemorrhoid to hurt when you sit? let alone okay to sit upright on the computer? Any help is appreciated, thanks.

A few months ago i had blood in my stools, stomach pains, diarrhea and constipation. They did some checks at the surgery but didn’t know what it was so sent off a stool sample. A week later i rang up and they told me that i had a gut infection and if the symptoms didn’t clear, then go back to the GP.

The infection went and so did everything else. Apart from the blood, which did go for a short period of time but recently it has come back. The colour is a red/pink colour.
So i have been to the doctors again but they couldn’t find the cause so have told me to book an appointment for an endoscopy.

I have had a couple of hemorrhoids during these months and told the doctor about.
This is what i thought might be causing the blood but he didn’t mention aything.

Has anybody had similar symptoms and found out what the cause was. As always im fearing the worst I am 20 years old, male.

Thanks for your time.

every time i pass its painful and there is blood and i feel uncomfortable

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Since January, I had very little amount on the paper, i thought it was hemorrhoids and i let it be. Then 2 weeks ago, a lot of blood came out. I still let it be, now today another large amount came out, I don’t know how to tell my parents. I’m 17. I’m healthy and drink lots of water, and eat right.

its lasted about a week. the bleeding turns the water in the toilet red. docs and nurses would be helpful. there is no pain. it not any harder to go to the bathroom.