Can you spot \’\'Lauren the Football Princess\’\’ down below? Type the sentence i put it in?
JOKER IS VERY CLEVER. READ IT CAREFULLY IF YOU FIND IT!
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to “put your two cents in”. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Should Lauren the polls and survey princess and the joker start dating? You’re a fool not this sentence! Keep looking fool.
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
I thought about how my mother fed me with a tiny spoon and fork, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it’s nose?
So what’s the speed of dark?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. 4.When you are sick and feeling poorly, do you like to be alone or do you like to
be pampered and have someone close to your side most of the time?
5. What if this isnt the right lauren the baseball princess hahahaha fool. Keep looking and you find her, it’s isn’t sentence. Try again!
5.Do you think you would prefer a calm, loving, consistent marriage or one that
was full of excitement, wild times and rocky patches?
6.What makes you feel secure and safe?
7.What rituals could be added to our relationship on a daily, weekly, monthly and
yearly basis that would help us to remain close?
8.Do you need to hear “I love you” or similar words on a regular basis from your
partner?
9.Which do you think should have the final say in decisions – logic or emotions?
Why?
10.What five things have you done in your life that you are most proud of?
11.If your partner had an affair, how would you react? Could you forgive him or
her?
12.Over the last five years how do you think you have changed for the worse?
Better?
13.On which topics do you feel qualified at giving advice?
13. Joker is clever picking lauren the football princess the top contributor in polls and surveys.
14.If you could live one year of your life all over again without changing a thing,
what year would you choose? Why?
15.Do you prefer receiving expensive gifts or ones that come from the heart?
16.What first attracted you to me? How has that one attraction changed since then?
17.If you suddenly became blind, how would your idea of the perfect mate change?
18.Are you currently comfortable with your body? If not, what would you change to
make you comfortable?
26.If someone wanted to give you a $50 gift certificate to use on yourself, which
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